Losing My Keys and My Mind

I admit it, I lost my car keys. I have now become the guy who lost his keys. What does this mean in the grand scheme of thing..it means I have finally begun losing my mind.
Somehow I have become a guy with so much on his mind that I placed my keys in such an odd place that even the cat can't find them. I have two cats, a dog and a husband all of whom are in hiding as I freak out in search of said keys.
To my keys where ever you are, damn you all to the pit of key Hell!!